persona non grata

Thu, 19 May 2005 04:44:51 GMT

If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like.

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 19:51:34 GMT

Last night I left my friend's apartment at 12:30. As I was driving at 6AM I see them on their way to Meijer. That was rather odd.

Can you play me a memory, I'm not really sure how it goes. But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete.

Like McArthur I've returned

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 02:34:37 GMT

In 1982 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US

The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight

Actor John Belushi is found dead of a drug overdose in a West Hollywood hotel

Automobile manufacturer John Delorean is arrested and charged with possession of 59 pounds of cocaine

The first artificial heart is implanted in American Barney Clark

The Cable News Network, or CNN, is launched

750,000 people rally against nuclear weapons in New York City's Central Park

Time Magazine's Man of the Year was for the first time given to a non-human, a computer

The first computer virus, written by Rich Skrenta, escapes into the wild

Kirsten Dunst and Elisha Cuthbert are born

St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series

San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XVI

New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is the top grossing film

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off of a live bat thrown at him during a performance, later hospitalized with rabies

"I Love Rock 'N Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Cheers, Family Ties, Silver Spoons, and Fame premiere

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

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Just an ordinary day

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:51:14 GMT

If that was the result of the penny I found, I don't mind.

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 06:31:57 GMT

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Hey you! Yeah I'm talking to you cocksucker.

Sun, 30 Mar 2003 04:38:47 GMT

The problem with having a 9 minute song as your current favourite is that you gotta have 30 minutes to listen to it a few times in a row.

I'm giving thanks for the best thing ever: Free Booze

Tue, 26 Nov 2002 17:06:13 GMT

I'll be home for Thanksgiving around 1ish on Wednesday. Those who want to chill or thug out know where to find me.

Figure this out

Thu, 21 Nov 2002 16:44:44 GMT

The euphoric high only lasts until it gets snuffed out by the dawn of the next day.

See if you can do better then a blind monkey.

Fri, 04 Oct 2002 20:07:59 GMT

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The world has turned and left me here

Mon, 16 Sep 2002 03:15:33 GMT

After watching someone explain what freaking meant to a foriegn kid, I once again am reminded of the futility of censoring one's words. The first part of something I thought about has happened so I'll see if the other 362 things happen for it to go down as I thought. I found something today that put a smile on my face. My mistress is calling so I bid you adieu.

Yo, where the fuck you at

Sat, 14 Sep 2002 04:59:42 GMT

So hear I am freshly returned from a party and none of your punk asses are online to talk to me. So I'm sitting here sort of drunk listening to emo music. I miss work somewhat and some people too. There are few times when people get info out of me and you'll waste it away. Fuck all you sheep!

Fuck! It's 10 AM

Fri, 13 Sep 2002 14:14:53 GMT

For some reason I'm up way the fuck too early today. I have nothing at all to do before my class at 3 today, so once again I'll be bored out of my skull. Sorry if I end up bugging you sometime today. If there's a will there's a way but most of the time that way is illegal.

One September Day

Wed, 11 Sep 2002 22:31:50 GMT

Not too long ago an event occured that changed our lives for ever. After a long threat of hostilities, something finally happened. A small group from the eastern part of the world decided to strike at the heart of their enemies of the west. That September day they launched an attack that had not been seen before. The west was completely in shock as the security and joy they once had, was now gone. The west soon pointed fingers and easterners were publically tormented with out reprocutions. Soon it was found out who had purpetrated the attack and plans for revenge were laid out. The target was set and soon afterward they west took out those that were responsible for the tragedy of that September day. The west has had it's revenge and has been threatened since but thus far nothing of note has happen. The world has mourned for the west's loss but no one seems to want to let it ago, instead they relive the event every chance they get.

Man, sometimes you gotta wish that Biggie had never shot Tupac

Here's a bedtime story for you kids

Tue, 10 Sep 2002 19:10:04 GMT

Mike was quite the ambitious moth, often going where no moths had ventured before in their instinctual drive towards light. As his other moth friends laughed and warned him of his perials, Mike found his way to a great source for lights, the Michigan State University campus. Students were up late studying and discussing the events of that day, with their giant flourescent lights on. Mike was in moth heaven and got lucky and managed to get into Case Hall using abilities never before seen by a moth. He moved from light source to light source in perpetuial bliss, winding up on the 6th floor. He shot into the rooms and was shooed out. Eventually he found his way into a very different room then those he had visted before. There were no large lights on, only the glow of the television. Not wanting to deny his cravings for light he darted behind the human inhabitant, towards the television and basked in it's light. The chance of being caught and his euphoric feelings from all the light he had basked in that day, had let him tired. Mike found himself a hidden place to rest and fell asleep. He awoke to find the room completely dark except for the inviting glow of the clock. He rushed into flight toward the clock , wanting to fufill his craving for the light. In his haste, Mike had forgotten about the fan in the room and flew directly into, killing him and leaving his carcass stuck in the bars of the fan. And so ends the story of Mike the moth.

Let's go away for a while

Mon, 09 Sep 2002 02:30:51 GMT

I awoke from a most interesting dream this morning. Unfortunately I can only recall a part of it. It must be the heat. Drinking with my managers was strange, drinking with a professor of mine, well that's drownright wacky.

Two in a row for you

Sat, 07 Sep 2002 04:02:18 GMT

Somehow I was blessed with a certain talent to be able to make myself completely ignorable by the general population. The campus is really peaceful at night when the only people out are large groups of freshmen going to parties. If those 30 mins have not gone that way, I wonder if I'd be able to let go. Hmm that's something to ponder for the night.

Stupid fake execution videos

Fri, 06 Sep 2002 02:58:25 GMT

I've been bored to tears the past two days and when I get bored, I download. Found some sweet ass shit and the crowning glory was going to be my Daniel Pearl execution video. Of course when I saw it, I figured it to be a fake but you never know. After doing a bit of research it was found to be a fake. Stupid fuckers. It's starnge that I didn't think of the anniversary until it passed. From now on not a person should be able to claim an award unless they are drunk. I need motivation and something to do.

This is what happens when driving and thinking

Tue, 03 Sep 2002 23:31:07 GMT

The people who have it the best are the ignorant. The ignorant go about living their lives day in and day out and don't have a car in the world. Those that are not ignorant, however, are forced to think about things that are all around them and what is missing. They too were ignorant but once they found what was out there they gained the ability to want what once was. Ignorance really is bliss.

They wanted an intervention for me cause they were jealous

Mon, 02 Sep 2002 03:59:16 GMT

Once again I wasted a weekend and returned home. Since it seems to happen everytime I come home, I'm just gonna stay till Thanksgiving. I've spent a lot of time in a fruitless pursuit and am gonna try to end it again. Probably won't work as usual. See you all in hell if you're unlucky.

I'm bored so I stole this from Rob who had stolen it from somebody

Sat, 31 Aug 2002 05:57:08 GMT

general information...
x. name = Chris
x. birthday = September 7
x. piercings = none yet but it's part of the plan
x. tattoos = again part of the plan
x. height = 6'3"
x. shoe size = 13
x. hair color = brownesque
x. length = short to most but it's little long for me
x. siblings = brother
x. pets = rabbit
last...
x. movie you watched = Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
x. movie you bought = i've never bought a video
x. song you listened to = Weezer - Only in Dreams
x. song that was stuck in your head = Mykel and Carli
x. song you've downloaded = bunch of acoustic Weezer songs
x. album you bought = Eminem Show
x. person you've called = Dave
x. person that's called you = Dave
x. tv show youve watched = South Park
x. person you were thinking of = not gonna say since people infer things improperly

do...
x. you have a bf or gf - nope.
x. you have a crush on someone = sometimes
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = aside from the motherland, no
x. you think about suicide = every now and then
x. others find you attractive = not to my knowledge
x. you want more piercings = depends if the plan comes to fruitation
x. you want more tattoos = see above
x. you drink = not enough
x. you do drugs = not anything good
x. you like cleaning = no
x. you like roller coasters = yeah
x. you write in cursive or print = I used to know how to write in cursive way back in the day
x. you carry a donor card = no
x. long distance relationships = nope
x. using someone = I've done it
x. suicide = not for a while
x. killing people = fuck yeah
x. teenage smoking = never had the chance
x. doing drugs = never had the chance
x. premarital sex = I'm up for it
x. driving drunk = What the hell's the point of drinking if you are not gonna drive. Hell half the fun is seeing all the headlights and picking out which ones are real.
x. gay/lesbian relationships = not for me but if it floats your boat go for it

favorite...
x. food = sausages
x. song = Currently it's The Middle
x. thing to do = sleep
x. thing to talk about = i don't talk much
x. sports = hockey.
x. drinks = beer and more beer
x. clothes = jeans tees and mesh shorts. that's all i own
x. movies = Snatch
x. bands = JEW, =w=, Kid Rock
x. books = Catcher in the Rye
x. holiday = they are all the same
x. cars = Vette

have you...
x. ever cried over a girl or boy = nope
x. ever lied to someone = yeah
x. ever been in a fist fight =yes
x. ever been arrested = nope

what...
x. shampoo do you use = Head & Shoulders
x. perfume/cologne do you use = I don't
x. shoes do you wear = New Era
x. are you scared of = nothing that I can think of
x. of times I have had my heart broken = 0
x. of hearts I have broken = If I'm breaking hearts, Jew and Palestines are living in peace
x. of boys I have kissed = 0
x. of boys i have made out with = 0
x. of girls i have kissed = not a lot
x. of girls i have made out with = a couple
x. of continents i have lived in = 1 but 2 countries
x. of drugs taken illegally = Stupid people consider alcohol a drug so that makes one
x. of people i would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends = 0.5
x. of people i consider my enemies = I don't have enemies
x. of albums that I own = 75 legal ones
x. of scars on my body = a slew
x. of things in my past that I regret = not a thing

I wonder when it'll go away.

Thu, 29 Aug 2002 03:24:09 GMT

Somwhow between my leaving of the Comb and getting here, I contracted a cold. That sucks cause it fucks up my sleep. Pondering has taken up a good deal of time.

There must be a metaphor that is evident here

Tue, 27 Aug 2002 03:42:00 GMT

Today was the first day of class and boy was it ever fun. I got 4 hours of sleep and went to my 9AM class. That got a out at 9:45 and I waited in line to see my advisor about getting into a different class. Of course when I got to the head of the line, it was lunch time so I had to come back at 1. I waited another 45 mins and then was in the office for about 10 mins. My second class wasn't until 3PM then I got out of class for the day at 5:30. Tomorrow I don't have class until 5PM. I have to return my cheapest book ($68) and pick up another book for $120 which'll bring my grand total of book expenses to $525. The cops were handing out tickets like priests handle altar boys this weekend, since last year some stupid fuck drank a little too much and fell into the river. I'm sure the majority of the people where freshman and it'll go down in the following weeks. My suitemate shares a name with a character from a lame ass movie Gone With the Wind. I'm gonna visit the Comb for Labour Day and beer will ensure my presence if you wish for it.

All my bags are packed I'm ready to go...

Thu, 22 Aug 2002 04:25:04 GMT

The time of the year when I pack up my stuff and head out west has come so I bid adieu to The Comb. The summer sucked like a Hoover, but there were a few bright spots most notably Canada and the late night drinking session at my house. The concerts were decent, though I wished I could have gone to the Warped Tour. I went to the D more times then I had in my previous years combined and I hung out with my mcmangers which was strange. Now I'm off to continue my education and plot a money making scheme that'll help pay for said education.

Al's all gone and not coming back.

Sat, 17 Aug 2002 04:30:32 GMT

I was set to go then I remembered somethings and sure enough I was screwed. Since last time, I once again did nothing and work and for a retro throwback was fifth wheel for a bit. This summer has been the summer of suck as it was to be expected. Tonight I had to talk more then I had for the previous two weeks before combined. Woodward is tomorrow then nothing for the rest of the summer. Damn I want beer.

Me and sexy go together like Jews and Palestines

Sat, 10 Aug 2002 04:54:54 GMT

Went to the bar twice in the past few days, got carded once but drank both times. I must be hanging out with a "bad" crowd now, and if I known I'd like it so much, it'd have done it earlier. If there are those who wish to chill with me before I go back to school, Sunday night, Monday, Wednesday and next weekend nights are the last oppurtunities. Enjoy your lives.